Where is Taiwan?
Driver : So, you like baseball, right?
Chien-Ming : Yes!!
Driver : Where are you from, buddy?
Chien-Ming : Taiwan.
Driver : Taiwan??!! Where is Taiwan? You want to tell me where is Taiwan?
(Chien-Ming thinks for a while)
Coach : Where did you pitch? The strike zone is over here. Why can you not throw in? Did you want to throw the ball to America?
Driver : Wake up!! You want tell me where is Taiwan?
Chien-Ming : I will show you.