This one is for women……….

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a
couple of
dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her purse, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I
give you this money, will you buy a pair of shoes instead of dinner?”

“No,” I had to stop buying new shoes years ago, the homeless woman

“Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” the woman

“No I don’t waste time shopping,” the homeless woman said. “I need to
spend all my time trying to stay alive”

“Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?” the woman

“Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless woman. “I haven’t had my hair done
in 20 years!”

“Well,” said the woman, “I’m not going to give you the money. “Instead,
I’m going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.”

The homeless Woman was astounded. “Won’t your hubby be furious with you
for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”

The woman replied, “That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a
woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and
buying new shoes.”

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